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НЕНАВИЖУ КАСПЕРСКОГО!!!!!!

Висим значит ночью в скайпе с мальчиком..Комп давно ушел в режим ожидания, в комнате воцарился приятный полумрак... Лежу на кровате с гарнитурой, динамики погромче)),занимаемся виртой))

- Как ты хочешь чтоб я вошел в тебя? Медленно или резко...?

только делаю вдох чтобы сладко ответить на его вопрос, "УВИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИ" БЛИН ПРЯМО В МОЗГ!!!

С той стороны провода: "Ясно.... видимо резко"

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Lemmit

:lol:

Сработала виртуальная контрацепция.

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TANUKI

Дык барышня могла просто звук предупреждения отключить в программе. Зачем ненавидеть КАВ? :)

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Александр Шабанов

Вспоминается "сначала Касперский проверит..." :lol:

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E.K.

привет из Сеула!

// а мне еще говорят, что свинью надо отключить нафиг..... Вот уж нет!

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Dmitry Perets
// а мне еще говорят, что свинью надо отключить нафиг..... Вот уж нет!

Свинью не трогать! Противников - фтопку! =)

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SuperBrat
Свинью не трогать! Противников - фтопку! =)

А как раскупается антивирус на востоке? Или там вопят кошерные животные? ;)

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Сергей Ильин
А как раскупается антивирус на востоке?

Им нужно спозиционировать визг свиньи как вопль грязных, очень грязных некошерных вирусов, которые заслуживают исключительно смерти :D :wink:

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Денис Лебедев

Uzver: А никто не покажет образчик лога симантека? Как выглядит энто?

Seaman:

вот так

Цитата: Эта. Хазяин, тут типа к тебе вирус какой то. Ево сразу мочить или в турьму для пыток?

Для сравнения лог каспера

Цитата:

ААААААА!!!!!!! Вирусы бля, мы все умрем, что же делоть, на**й атака, п***ц, апокалипсис. А нет. Это всего лишь жепег. Извините, был напуган

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Dmitry Perets
А как раскупается антивирус на востоке? Или там вопят кошерные животные? ;)

Израильтяне не узнают свинью в этом визге =)

Добавлено спустя 2 минуты 33 секунды:

Им нужно спозиционировать визг свиньи как вопль грязных, очень грязных некошерных вирусов, которые заслуживают исключительно смерти :D :wink:

Угу =) Причём надо обязательно добавить, что вирус написан гоями-антисемитами с целью (как обычно) уничтожить вечно страдающий и гонимый еврейский народ. И только Американский Антивирус Касперского (еврея, само собой) поможет добиться мира на Святой Земле! =)

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SuperBrat
И только Американский Антивирус Касперского (еврея, само собой)

Одним словом - румын! -Так ведь он болгарин!©

Или польский дворянин?

И только Американский Антивирус Касперского (еврея, само собой) поможет добиться мира на Святой Земле! =)

Маркетологи ЛК возьмите на вооружение! ;) Шутка-шуткой, но Dmitry Perets не так уж далек от истины.

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