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Спасибо Марату за находку:

/*TOP SECRET Microsoft© Project:Longhorn SP1Estimated release date:2008*/#include "win95.h"#include "win98.h"#include "leopard.h"char chew_up_some_ram[10000000];void main (){  while (!CRASHED)  {    if (first_time_install)    {      make_10_gigabyte_swapfile();      do_nothing_loop();      search_and_destroy(FIREFOX | OPENOFFICEORG | ANYTHING_GOOGLE);      hang_system();    }    if (still_not_crashed)    {      basically_run_windows_xp();      do_nothing_loop();    }  }  if (!DX10GPU())  {    set_graphics(aero, very_slow);    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);  }  // printf("Welcome to Windows 2000?);  // printf("Welcome to Windows XP");  printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");  while (something)  {    sleep(10);    get_user_input();    sleep(10);    act_on_user_input();    sleep(10);    flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk);  }  creat_general_protection_fault();}

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char chew_up_some_ram[10000000];

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Лопата:

char chew_up_some_ram[1073741824];